Separating frozen Gardenburgers

In case it ever comes up in an a spousal argument: running water over frozen Gardenburgers will not allow you to separate them.  It will, however, turn your Gardenburgers into complete mush*.

Thawing frozen garden burgers in the microwave for a few seconds and separating with a fork and knife is more effective.

*Thankfully, reconstituting mushy gardenburger is not difficult.  Shape into patties and bake.